Le Stealth Mission

GI LooOK now i guess the whole story about how I actually GOT the Marshall's bookshelf is pretty funny (according to Meg).

So I was bored and I needed a bookshelf. I went to Marshall's because recently they have added a pretty decent home accents section. I walk in and there she was, a spot light came down from the heavens, the angels sang that AHHHHHHHH and I shed a little tear. That's was IT, exactly what I have been looking for.

Only one problem.

Some blond beyatch was hovering around it like a vulture, guarding that bad larry with her life. She had a gazillion things in her hand and it appeared that she was looking for her husband or someone to walk by. But i stayed calm folks, I was stealth, hid like a sniper yo. I waited by the faux finish chairs, palms sweaty, eyes squinted.

OH my goodness shes was leaving the area. I REPEAT THE VULTURE IS VACATING THE PREMISE!

Stealth Loo go's in and with one swoop I pick it up and run for cover.

You kow that james bond theme? I was singing it in my head but only with Loo's LooLooLoo, LooLooLoo, LooLooLoo, LooLoo.

and that my friends is a true story for all your grandkids

over and out,
Loo

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