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So i look over and see my boss taping his pocket knife to a fed ex tube...hmm suspicious....i look over a minute later and see him doing this.

Then this transpires.

Me: ammm whacha doing over there Sir?

Boss: argh. I have no airflow in my office and its very frustrating. *pokes ventilation control panel on the duct that’s 16' above us*

Me: why don't I just call the mgmt co and have them come with a ladder and the necessary tools.

Boss: Oh! that’s a wonderful idea. What would I do without you?

Fall down and break your ass, I think to myself.