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Fitting went swell, although the nice Brazilian woman was very perplexed by me. She was confused when she told me about the water stain at the bottom of my dress I shrugged. Then when I asked her to cut off the train, she gasped. Then when she put a flower in my hair, I rolled my eyes, then moaned, she laughed.

"Your funny!" she said.

I am funny alright and get that fricken flower out my hair!

Good news I can breathe AND SIT in my gown, two things that I couldn’t do in January. The alterations were so reasonably priced too. $210 for chopping off the bottom, lowering my arm holes (I had to lift the dress up a lot!), shortening the top and pressing!